A woman and her husband approach their pharmacist and begin to ask questions like if the pharmacy checks for medications past their expiration date and the reliability of a certain company that makes birth control pills. Finally the pharmacist asks the couple what’s the matter. The wife explains, “In spite of using birth control pills I continue to get pregnant.”
The pharmacist is astounded and asks the woman if she takes them every day.
The woman replies, “My husband takes them every day.”
“What ?” the pharmacist croaks.
“Yep. After we read all those potential side effects, my husband said ‘ Ah honey.. I don’t what you taking that stuff.. it’s too dangerous,…..let me take them.
Markaz Unani Hospital
Karanthur, Calicut, India 9048370022
A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for a physical.
ReplyDeleteThe doctor runs some tests and says to the man, "Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?"
And the man says, "Oh me and God? We're tight. We have a real bond, he's good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off."
Well, upon hearing this the doctor was astonished.
He called the man's wife and said, "I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?"
And she says, "That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator!"
At an INDIAN Bus stand, An American Doctor got Heart Attack after reading a Book's Name!
ReplyDeleteGuess d name of dat book?
"HOW TO BECOME A DOCTOR IN 30 DAYS"
Rs15O/-.
This guy went to see a highly recommend psychiatrist. The doctor showed the man an inkblot and asked, "What does this remind you of?"
ReplyDeleteThe guy replied, "A naked woman."
Then the shrink showed the man another inkblot and asked the guy the same question. The guy responded, "A naked woman on a bed."
This went on and on, inkblot after inkblot. The psychiatrist finally said to the guy, "You are a sick pervert."
The guy replied, "I'm not the pervert here. You're the one who keeps showing me all of those naughty pictures..
Santa wanted to become a great man like Newton.
ReplyDeleteAfter long research,
He made Newton's fourth law of motion..?
"Loose motion can never be done in slow motion".
ICU Mystery -
ReplyDeleteThere was this case in the hospital’s Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed and on Sunday morning at 11 a.m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural.
No one could solve the mystery….. as to Why the death at 11 AM?
So an world-wide expert team was constituted and they decide to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer
books and other holy objects to ward off the evil……..
Just when the clock struck 11,….
Santa, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and
Unplugged the Ventilator so that he could use the vacuum cleaner
vodka+water= injures kidney
ReplyDeleterum+water= injures liver
whiskey+water= injures heart
gin+water= injures brain
I think there is something wrong in water!
hv a nice sunday...!!